More funks than you can funking handle. Mother funker.

An insight into the mind of a misanthropic gamer.

Sunday, 16 May 2010

Episode V: Brain strikes back

Lady and Gentleman, it seems I have scared penis off. That last blog post must have upset him, as now Brain has returned. With a vengeance. Guess who he brought with him? That's right, REDACTED.

At least Brain brought her back with a reason though. Guess what guys? Brain has deduced that she doesn't hate me. Isn't that cool? Huh, isn't it? Haha, you said it. Nobody cares bro. Brain, you can drop her. Just because you think she doesn't hate me, doesn't mean I care. You can stop making me think about her, you can stop looking for her name on FB chat and you can focus on something more important. If you keep thinking about her, I'll keep writing about her and people will put the pieces together and be like 'OH ZOMG YOU LIEK REDACTED LOLOLOLOLOLOL'. Or they'll be like 'OH ZOMG WHY YOU HATE HER SHE AWESOME LOLOLOL'. Either way, I'd be in for a wave of annoyance. Kidneys life is depending on you shutting the fuck up Brain.

Maybe I'm underestimating you RBR, maybe you already know who REDACTED is. Maybe you sitting there, reading this and laughing. 'Hah' you say. 'That miserable loser thinks he's being secretive when I know who he is on about. Hah. Hahah.'. If that were indeed the case, then I guess I would be a sad miserable loser. Blogging about some anonymous girl, who isn't that anonymous. RBR, can you stop being so smart? You're making me sad < / 3

Wednesday, 12 May 2010

Dick for Brains

Title says it all folks, my mind has gone on vacation and my Penis has taken up residence. This kind of blows. I mean, sure, Brain was a twat. He almost got kidney killed, almost made me think I liked a girl I didn't and was generally a fuckwit. He was still cooler than Penis, which isn't hard.

Seriously bro, why do you have to invade my mind? Just because Brain has buggered off, doesn't mean you can waltz in and go 'Herp derp, Any girls there? No, I dont care then'. I get it though, you haven't got any in ... well ever I guess. That does suck, and I feel for you bro but you don't need to make scoring my main ambition. I mean, what was the first thing you did when you checked the guest list for that party in a couple of weeks? C'mon fess up. Fine, I'll tell them. You checked how many girls were going. You tosser.

I want Brain back, I don't care if i end up obsessing over REDACTED again. It's better than going 'DERP VAGINA' everytime there's even the slightest chance. Penis, go fuck yourself. Brain was a better mind. You're just a tosser.

Saturday, 1 May 2010

You are not as important as you think you are

You are not as important as you think you are
You are not as cool as you think you are
You are not as handsome as you think you are
You are not liked as much as you think you are
You are not hated as much as you think you are

Man up, quit bitching and kick life in the balls.