Lady and Gentleman, it seems I have scared penis off. That last blog post must have upset him, as now Brain has returned. With a vengeance. Guess who he brought with him? That's right, REDACTED.
At least Brain brought her back with a reason though. Guess what guys? Brain has deduced that she doesn't hate me. Isn't that cool? Huh, isn't it? Haha, you said it. Nobody cares bro. Brain, you can drop her. Just because you think she doesn't hate me, doesn't mean I care. You can stop making me think about her, you can stop looking for her name on FB chat and you can focus on something more important. If you keep thinking about her, I'll keep writing about her and people will put the pieces together and be like 'OH ZOMG YOU LIEK REDACTED LOLOLOLOLOLOL'. Or they'll be like 'OH ZOMG WHY YOU HATE HER SHE AWESOME LOLOLOL'. Either way, I'd be in for a wave of annoyance. Kidneys life is depending on you shutting the fuck up Brain.
Maybe I'm underestimating you RBR, maybe you already know who REDACTED is. Maybe you sitting there, reading this and laughing. 'Hah' you say. 'That miserable loser thinks he's being secretive when I know who he is on about. Hah. Hahah.'. If that were indeed the case, then I guess I would be a sad miserable loser. Blogging about some anonymous girl, who isn't that anonymous. RBR, can you stop being so smart? You're making me sad < / 3