Dreams fucking suck

You know the drill, I'm gonna bitch and moan again. I'm early this time as well, I didn't think I'd need to vent my rage so soon. Reasons enclosed:


Okay Brain, what the fuck? I thought you got it last time. I thought we'd come to some sort of an understanding. I thought we could be friends. just like the old days, when we would team up and turn dull plastic toys into magical beings of wonderment. What happended to those days? Why aren't we friends? WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME < / 3

Seriously though, what the hell was up last night? That was uncalled for. It was like pushing an elderly nun who has cancer down the stairs. I think we're all cool, all pals again. I think I'm gonna have a cool dream, like fighting Hitler and Bin Laden with Teddy MF Roosevelt at my back. Something epic. Totally unrelated to HER. But what do you do? Give me the best, most realistic, fucking brilliant dream ever. No need to double-take. Yeah, it was a fantastic dream. I am bitching about a brilliant dream.


A brilliant dream about HER. Seriously, fuck you. You're a lump of squishy gray shit. Fucking bacstabbing cunt. Why give me the most perfect dream ever about her? You know she doesn't like me. Why punish me? Why torment me? 'Hey Bren, this is what being with X would be like!' Do you enjoy doing this? Are you trying to crush what little enjoyment I get out of life? It's fucking working as well. I had to fucking socialise in college to cheer myself up from that. Even worse than that is you're making me think I like her. You just dont fucking quit. It's like you've shot out my kneecaps so I can't flee and you're slowly peeling off my skin just to hear me scream in pain. Falling for her is number two on the things I seriously don't want to do right now. One being go to college tomorrow.


Brain, I swear to God if I fall for her I will flip the shit fuck out. They'll be hell to pay. I might even fucking kill a guy. Or just drink myself into a coma. Either works. Fucking douchebag. I want her the fuck out of my head, got that? Good, cos if you don't get rid of her I will flip the shit fuck out. Eat a dick you grey piece of solidified failure.